I want to say some names to you. Jeffrey Dahmer. Ted Bundy. Rich. What do they have in common? We don't know them very well. What do we know about Ben Chang? We know he's nuts....We know he's dangerous, unpredictable, selfish, we know he uses his name to make bad puns....When he talks, he over and under emphasizes words seemingly at random. When he eats, he holds his fork like a murderer's knife, gnawing at it's skewered payload like a deranged woodland rodent....We know he smells like Band-Aids, we know he dresses like a Cuban cab driver, we know he exhibits, nay, flaunts proudly obvious symptoms of over a half dozen disorders you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy's pets....We know these things about Ben Chang and so much more than we ever wanted to know about him.
Date:Friday, July 01, 2016
Time:8:00am - 5:00pm EDT
Venue:Super Schwanky Building
It seems impossible. Something impossible actually seems more likely. What if a ghost to the pen?...For real? Honestly, seriously, why not? Why not just a ghost took the pen, and should we should have been listening to Troy from the beginning? Guys, look in your hearts and answer this question honestly: what's more likely, that someone in this group doesn't belong in this group, or ghosts? If we have to choose between turning on each other or pinning it on some specter with unfinished pen-related business, I'm sorry but, my money's on ghosts.